Now that I am spending all my free time borrowing interwebs from Wi-Fi hot spots, I'm learning a thing or two bout public pottying. Maybe you savvy public pee-ers already knew these things, but being an orphan, I can only say that I have had to learn these things on my own.
So here's today's tip: (Not for the feint of heart - You've been warned!)
Make sure you take your toilet paper before you pull your pants down and assume the position. It makes all the difference when your old, out of shape, thighs begin to wobble from the strain, and then you discover the roller is just slightly out of reach, and as you lean over you realize you're gonna "dribble" on your trousers...lol
Plus, this way you will find out before you hang yourself out there, whether there is any paper in the stall!
Just looking out for my BFFs and peeps!
Ummm....I suggest you make sure there actually IS toilet paper before hand!!
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