This morning Nellie stops me in the cafeteria and asks how I am doing. Now, this is like asking the widow at a funeral home how SHE is doing. We know it's a stupid question. We know the answer before we ask it, and yet we can't help ourselves, can we?
So, I reply that I am doing as well as can be expected. I'm not going to lie to her, but I'm not going to lay it all on her, either. She was really only trying to be polite. It's not like we're pals or anything.
So then I tell her about China and Darfur and all of that. She tells me I must have a lot of courage to be contemplating such assignments. I don't really feel courageous, I just feel like I have the skills needed and nothing to keep me from it, so...
Then she pulls me closer and in hushed tones says, "Maybe you would know how to help me!"
I'm intrigued. So I ask her to elaborate.
She then tells me that she got into some trouble. See, what happened is, she was on the interwebs interwebbing, and she saw this advert for a risk free trial of Acai Berry. It was just $10 for the shipping and handling, so she decided to try it. Five months later, she noticed that she was being charge $79/month for the stuff.
**First of all, friends and family, do yourselves a flavor and check your dang statements EVERY month. Scrutinize those puppies! Every day there are stories in the news about identity theft. With all the technology available, you should be checking this stuff online every few days. You should be able to identify unrequested charges immediately and report them to your banks and/or credit card companies immediately!**
It took her several attempts to cancel, she was either kept on hold for long periods of time or couldn't get thru the links on the Internet web-site.
Finally, she was able to cancel her subscription for the product, but now she wants to know how she can get her money back?
Let me tell you what Ms. Sally always told me,
"If it seems to good to be true, it probably is."
and
"There's no such thing as a free lunch!"
There's this thing called GOOGLE. Learn how to use it and save yourself much heartache and many $$$
So, I reply that I am doing as well as can be expected. I'm not going to lie to her, but I'm not going to lay it all on her, either. She was really only trying to be polite. It's not like we're pals or anything.
So then I tell her about China and Darfur and all of that. She tells me I must have a lot of courage to be contemplating such assignments. I don't really feel courageous, I just feel like I have the skills needed and nothing to keep me from it, so...
Then she pulls me closer and in hushed tones says, "Maybe you would know how to help me!"
I'm intrigued. So I ask her to elaborate.
She then tells me that she got into some trouble. See, what happened is, she was on the interwebs interwebbing, and she saw this advert for a risk free trial of Acai Berry. It was just $10 for the shipping and handling, so she decided to try it. Five months later, she noticed that she was being charge $79/month for the stuff.
**First of all, friends and family, do yourselves a flavor and check your dang statements EVERY month. Scrutinize those puppies! Every day there are stories in the news about identity theft. With all the technology available, you should be checking this stuff online every few days. You should be able to identify unrequested charges immediately and report them to your banks and/or credit card companies immediately!**
It took her several attempts to cancel, she was either kept on hold for long periods of time or couldn't get thru the links on the Internet web-site.
Finally, she was able to cancel her subscription for the product, but now she wants to know how she can get her money back?
Let me tell you what Ms. Sally always told me,
"If it seems to good to be true, it probably is."
and
"There's no such thing as a free lunch!"
There's this thing called GOOGLE. Learn how to use it and save yourself much heartache and many $$$
There are over 130,000 possible matches on Google for "acai berry risk free trial" and 32,500 for "acai berry risk free trial scam"
Page after page of consumer complaints. There's even an account about how even if you cancel out of the risk free trial order form without ordering, they will track you down and hound you for an order.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU INTERWEB!!!
But did it work? I needs ta know...cuz Ms. Oprah Winfrey said it was a miracle worker!!lololol!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd he fact that it was Nellie is no surprise...